Cuter than a Star Trek theme, less cheesy than an Elvis theme…
You know how they have a Hello Kitty everything, right? Rice cookers, vibrators, TVs, you name it. So you shouldn’t be surprised when I announce to you that there is now even a Hello Kitty Wedding, right?
Yes, some very wealthy couple got married in a Hello Kitty-themed ceremony. They were carted around in a human-powered rickshaw and greeted by Hello Kitty and Mr. Hello Kitty themselves on the way, who attended them down the aisle. They were then married by some dude in a suit (I guess ’cause the Hello Kitty costumers can’t talk in those things, which is a shame). They gave their vows, signed their forms, and hopefully none of the bridesmaids got so drunk and depressed that she woke up next morning to a giant Hello Kitty head in her bed.