Apparently Japan’s cops are extremely devoted to keeping the country’s residents safe from evil, naughty Akiba singers who flash their asses at the crowd. And apparently Kotaku is extremely devoted to ass puns. In any case, it seems that cops have been stationed in Akihabara to ensure that no slavishly devoted fanboys get a look at a real human girl’s 3D bum. Is it any wonder these people don’t have any kids?
