Suzumiya Hahiru Is Back, Still NSFW
If you were to ask me what the greatest porno ever is, my first answer is usually “that musical Alice in Wonderland porno from the ’70s.” I may, however, have to change that, because a new musical porno is in the works– and it features our favorite unauthorized cosplay AV star, “Suzumiya Hahiru.”
Titled Suzumiya Hahiru no Chougeki Tekoki (which means, roughly, The Super-Ultra Handjob of Hahiru Suzumiya features a variety of Haruhi cosplay, including the classic school uniform and newer entries, like Haruhi’s fantasy game costume and rock star outfit.
And yes, it is the same actress as the original Suzumiya Hahiru, Yuri Kousaka.
Tags: parody, porn, Suzumiya-Haruhi-no-Yuuutsu
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
I’ve only been able to see snippets of the god awful Higurashi porno and this one looks to be right up there with it in terms of comedy gold. Was the original a musical too or was it just a straight shot adaptation of the series?
Oh, and it looks like for some reason this time “Hahiru” became “Hiharu”?
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
“And what do you do for a living, Ms. Kousaka?”
“I dress up as an anime character and get banged by guys on tape!”
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:03 pm
So wait, we’re on chibi shorts and the second porn movie now, but we’re still waiting for season 2?
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:09 pm
@Djudge: Hey, you’re right. I assumed that was a typo when I saw it in the article, but now I see it on the box. Huh.
@Ragnar: It’s a very desirable job description!
@Niko: …yeah…when you put it that way…>_>
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
“The Super-Ultra Handjob of Hahiru Suzumiya”
O.M.G. @.@;
Not sure what to say about this one.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:49 pm
@Slim, I know what to say:
“ZOMG TORRENT PLZ”
September 3rd, 2008 at 8:34 pm
handjob….WTF? i have yet to discover ALL the batshit crazy porn that japan cooks up…:shock: