Info
Title: Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol
Director: Brad Bird (The Incredibles, Ratatouille)
Genre: Action
Recommended: If you want to turn your brain off for a couple of hours, sure.
Background
I forgot this was coming out until I suggested to my partner-in-crime that we skip Thursday movie night due to holiday travel exhaustion. I was told in no uncertain terms that we could do that…then go see MI4 on FRIDAY instead!
Apparently we were in a hurry.
Summary
The IMF is shut down when it’s implicated in the bombing of the Kremlin, causing Ethan Hunt and his new team to go rogue to clear their organization’s name.
Review
If you are expecting a well-choreographed but otherwise mindless action film, congratulations! You have found it.
It’s not that I particularly expect Tom Cruise-driven action film franchises to really deliver on the brains, but much of MI4 was patently ridiculous…and I’m not talking about the stunts, where it’s expected and, frankly, well-done. But the film begins with Comedy Relief (Simon Pegg) and Jane (some actress, hardly matters- they couldn’t even be arsed to look past “Dick and Jane” for the character’s name) busting EthanTom HuntCruise out of a Russian prison. HuntCruise insists on busting a pal out with him, explaining that the guy was feeding him intel and would be killed if left behind.
First: how was the guy GETTING intel? He was in prison, and hardly depicted as a sly, subtle type of guy.
Second: …why wasn’t he already killed, in that case?
And this is the kind of thing that lays casually strewn throughout the flick like so many fast food wrappers in my college roommate’s bedroom. You see one or two and you’re like, oh, they just didn’t get to it, no big. And then suddenly the room is carpeted with the stuff. And you go “ew, gross.”
Spoilerous example: At the end of the movie, you don’t even really get whether the IMF is back together. I mean, I assume it is, but then there was a character from a previous movie talking about having nothing to do. I actually briefly thought that EthanTom was putting together his own independent crew, until he got the “your mission, should you choose to accept it” nonsense.
The dialogue wasn’t very punchy, with one or two exceptions. In fact, sometimes it was downright insipid. At the end of the movie, Comedy Relief tells EthanTom that an insurance company refuses to pay out for an expensive car that EthanTom destroyed, because “apparently [insert insane stunt that destroyed car here] isn’t covered.” EthanHunt replies something like “how about that?” in faux-surprise mode…and the whole team laughs. Presumably to cover up how un-funny it was.
There are some nice bits that refer back to past movies, EthanTom’s wife, etc. And again, the stunts are pretty good. But by and large, this is just another action flick. There’s nothing about it that really sets it apart from all umpteen zillion other action flicks, which feels like a wasted opportunity since some better dialogue might have pumped it up a lot.
Oh wait, there’s one thing that sets it apart: you can spend time figuring out in each shot how they made Tom Cruise look less short. That’s always fun.