Some time ago, an image of a Simon dakimakura (hug pillow) cover appeared on the Internet (pictured, left)– a parody, created by a clever fanartist. But now it looks like a real Simon dakimakura is in the works, and hitting streets on August 29th.

Now, in spite of jokes to the contrary, I am not actually a shota lover. But still, I’m establishing a DO WANT on this baby, for the sheer novelty of a guy dakimakura. Unfortunately, the preorder price is ¥10,500 (about $100 USD).