If you were to ask me what the greatest porno ever is, my first answer is usually “that musical Alice in Wonderland porno from the ’70s.” I may, however, have to change that, because a new musical porno is in the works– and it features our favorite unauthorized cosplay AV star, “Suzumiya Hahiru.”

Titled Suzumiya Hahiru no Chougeki Tekoki (which means, roughly, The Super-Ultra Handjob of Hahiru Suzumiya features a variety of Haruhi cosplay, including the classic school uniform and newer entries, like Haruhi’s fantasy game costume and rock star outfit.

And yes, it is the same actress as the original Suzumiya Hahiru, Yuri Kousaka.

Do the above women look alike to you? Reeeeally alike? Yeah, me neither. Still, the one on the right– the actress who will play “Aya Hi–no” –is supposed to be enough of a look-alike to play Haruhi seiyuu Aya Hirano, the gal on the left, according to Sankaku Complex.

I think I’d rather watch Hahiru than “The Melancholy of Aya Hi–no,” personally…

Man, what is with the Kira-watching this week?

I actually heard about this last week from a friend, and now it’s popping up all over the place. Hong Kong actor Edison Chen apparently took a laptop in to get repaired, and the repair people stole some intimate photos of Chen with various popular actresses and singers and stuck a few on the Internet.

Why should you care about this? Well, apparently in the last week somebody calling themselves “Kira” leaked more photos– there are now allegedly 1300 floating about –and promised a 32-minute video of Chen and another actress (it’s unclear to me whether it’s supposed to be with Gillian Chung or Cecilia Cheung).

If you want to see the goods for yourself (and are over 18, etc etc), you can check ‘em out at the Hollywood Grind (link via I.Z Reloaded).

I hereby call for a porn to be made featuring a guy named Kira who has a magic notebook such that he gets to have sex with any person whose name is written in the notebook. If he doesn’t specify the date or time, they will arrive in 20 minutes or as fast as physically possible. He can also specify the manner(s) in which the deed is done.

…Actually, now that I think of it, I can’t believe there ISN’T a porno like that out there. Anyone know of one?

Original Source: ACML
Secondary Sources: I.Z. Reloaded / Hollywood Grind / Wikipedia

Another trailer for the Kira*Star Lucky Star porno parody is up, and it makes baby Akira cry. (Via Canned Dogs.)

…That’s the only possible explanation.

A few more items before I hit the proverbial hay:

If imitation is flattering, Shoko-tan’s ears must be burning: Kotaku reports on a porno featuring a Sailor Jupiter-cosplaying Shoko-tan look-alike.

…Wow.

Canned Dogs reports on a Lucky Star porno being made by TMA, who also made such hits as Lozen Maiden and Higurashi ga Naku Koro ni. The AV film will be called Kira*Star (Lucky Star is written with the kana ra-ki-su-ta, so if you swap ra and ki you get kira).

Frankly, I think that the name mandates a Death Note cameo, but we’ll see. Meanwhile, hit the jump for a shot of TMA’s Konata-lookalike, whose hair is too short but who DOES have the chocolate cornet, mole, and even an ahoge (though it’s slightly cut off in the photo). Read more…